Our Review System

Lighting:

The lighting rating is based on the visibility of the club; if you are able to clearly see the stage and the girls dancing on it. Where the lights are positioned on the stage that make the ladies look excellent while dancing. The shade of light in the dance rooms. As well as the over all lighting of the club.

Variety of girls:

The variety of girls rating is based on the different types of women that the club has as dancers. We understand that every individual is different and they have different interests when it comes to women. So we look for the different races, sizes, and so forth.

Music:

We feel that the variety of music is very important to the club’s atmosphere. So it is very important to have good music playing so the dancers are able to shine. Everyone has a different taste in music especially when they are watching beautiful women dance so what we base the music rating on is the variety that the DJ plays and how often the DJ changes it.

Bar:

The bar rating is a difficult one rate. Naturally a bar that is fully stocked with liquor is excellent, although those only exist in bikini bars NOT at fully nude clubs. So our members have to understand that the ratings for both nude clubs and bikini bars are different ratings. A bikini bar will be rated on their variety of beers and liquors. A full nude club will be based on the pricing of a water and their variety of sodas. Of course both are rated on how quick their service is and their maintenance of the bar.

Dances:

The ratings for dances can change depending on the person who gave the review and who he/she got a dance from. We rate this depending on the dances we received on that visit. If we were able to get a dance from every dancer in the club we would, but lets be realistic we just cant. So when we go to a club we all get different dancers to give a fair review. We look for how the dancer is able to move to different styles of music, how smooth she moves from one position to another and how comfortable she makes us feel during the dance.

Stage Layouts:

The visibility of the stage from all around the club is important how the chairs are arranged and the way the polls are set up.

Pole Work:

The pole work rating is based on how the dancers use the pole with their dancing. I’ve been to a lot of strip clubs and have seen some girls do incredible moves on the pole. The strength and finesse that these dancers have is amazing.

Dance Rooms:

The dance rooms are rated on how comfortable the room is and how private it might be. Some clubs have both dance rooms and VIP rooms we rate them all.